1. There is no situation on this planet that I cannot screw up.
2. God exists. His name, is Calvin.
3. I got kicked out of my kindergarten because my mom told me to be just like I am at home. I was caught atop a wall refusing to come down. Ahem, maybe the fact that I was stark naked while doing so may also have influenced the decision.
4. My nanny used to smuggle milk in a bottle for me at school till the age of 7.
5. I learnt to ride a moped before I learnt to ride a bicycle.
6. I am terrified of heights.
7. I am a surgeon's dream. My attitude towards surgeries surprises the most seasoned surgeons.
8. I am a biker at heart. I will always love two wheels and a motor in between. The optional wind in the hair, is of course, a given.
9. I love my dad totally and totally. Which maybe explains why we cannot be in close geographical proximity.
10. I sing best when I am alone. Same goes for almost anything I do.
11. I love dogs and tigers. I hate domestic cats.
12. I love kids before they become the "I know it all" smart asses.
13. As someone said, I never really grew up. I sometimes behave in public, just for the heck of it.
14. I generally don't make friends. Once I do, even god can't save them.
15. I am the god of sex appeal and banana flavored protein milkshake.
16. I have lost 3 best friends within a month to road accidents. All three were single children.
17. I actually wrote a theses on running a poultry farm when I was in engineering college.
18. I never remember birthdays, anniversaries, etc. I frequently rechristen people.
19. There are very few people who can make me laugh. Real hard.
20. I have an in-built mp4 player in my head.
21. I can drive (in Hyderabad) despite no depth perception.
22. I love chocolate ice cream with extra chocolate sauce and chocolate chips.
23. Given a choice between Pamela Anderson in Baywatch and Pamela Anderson in Barb Wire, I choose Kingfisher strong. Or Jack Daniels. On the Rocks.
24. I am generally lazy.
