1. There is no situation on this planet that I cannot screw up.
2. God exists. His name, is Calvin.
3. I got kicked out of my kindergarten because my mom told me to be just like I am at home. I was caught atop a wall refusing to come down. Ahem, maybe the fact that I was stark naked while doing so may also have influenced the decision.
4. My nanny used to smuggle milk in a bottle for me at school till the age of 7.
5. I learnt to ride a moped before I learnt to ride a bicycle.
6. I am terrified of heights.
7. I am a surgeon's dream. My attitude towards surgeries surprises the most seasoned surgeons.
8. I am a biker at heart. I will always love two wheels and a motor in between. The optional wind in the hair, is of course, a given.
9. I love my dad totally and totally. Which maybe explains why we cannot be in close geographical proximity.
10. I sing best when I am alone. Same goes for almost anything I do.
11. I love dogs and tigers. I hate domestic cats.
12. I love kids before they become the "I know it all" smart asses.
13. As someone said, I never really grew up. I sometimes behave in public, just for the heck of it.
14. I generally don't make friends. Once I do, even god can't save them.
15. I am the god of sex appeal and banana flavored protein milkshake.
16. I have lost 3 best friends within a month to road accidents. All three were single children.
17. I actually wrote a theses on running a poultry farm when I was in engineering college.
18. I never remember birthdays, anniversaries, etc. I frequently rechristen people.
19. There are very few people who can make me laugh. Real hard.
20. I have an in-built mp4 player in my head.
21. I can drive (in Hyderabad) despite no depth perception.
22. I love chocolate ice cream with extra chocolate sauce and chocolate chips.
23. Given a choice between Pamela Anderson in Baywatch and Pamela Anderson in Barb Wire, I choose Kingfisher strong. Or Jack Daniels. On the Rocks.
24. I am generally lazy.
5 comments:
Think u forgot ur guitar ,
u also dance well....
rambler, check out ur friends (A and D ) on orkut,check the wedding snaps in D's profile...
reminds of N....(guy upstairs)
Mr Rambler..
can u say post something worth commenting on ur cousins...
Sory, I am a bit behind but adding a few things you forgot.
1. I was happy being the ugliest mofo around until my friend Navin showed up and stole that one happiness away.
2. A concorde performed an emergency landing on my two front teeth.
3. I am extremely fascinated by the dynamics of involuntary farts.
4. I had the most gigantic, ginormous, zit you can ever imagine in 1996.
5. I underplay my musical capabilities by around 99% of true potential.
6. I can have a very deep, philosophical conversation with a 3 year old. ( Anyone reading this, try it, I dare u )
7. I am low when I am high and high when I am low. ( re-read for context, if it still doesnt't register, then please move on, nothing to see here )
8. You DO NOT want to see me laughing really hard. It is the most hideous of all experiences and you will be scarred for life.
I had a lot more but cant remember them now :D... I'll be back.
Navin
Aha!!
Good Morning All.
Anonymous: Thank you. I don't dance anymore. Rather, I can't. A lot of people remind me of Naren. How are things with you? Hope you are doing good.
Santosh: Sure dude. I always have a lot of comments on my cousins. I only don't say it out because they would lynch me. heh heh. How are you?
BBD AKA Navin: I have a lot to say. So much that maybe I will make it a post instead of a comment. And, You have no friggin idea how happy I am to see you back here.
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