A rich, beautiful, cat-eyed, Maharashtrian Brahmin girl who respects family values and loves animals. The candidate should be able to make mouth watering shrikhand. Age and education no bar. Family background would also be given minimal importance. Alliance called for 31 year old Telugu madhwa Brahmin boy who is well educated, handsome and witty. He is handsome in Hyderabad, and witty everywhere else. The boy is well experienced, having real time experience in the nuances of marriage, handling relatives, attending boring functions, etc. The boy has been married only once in his life. The boy has exceptional qualities of patience which are displayed in sari and jewelry shops. The boy has numerous other talents which include, but are not limited to, talking to fish, playing the guitar in a peculiar fashion, suddenly taking U-turns for no apparent reason, randomly buying Adidas shoes, etc.
Interested parties may please send a huge dabba of freshly made shrikhand for pre-qualification purposes. Brokers/agents please excuse.
11 comments:
Thought u only changed girl friends every 3 years once, changing wife also !aila!
The above comment was so dumb that anonymity was a prerequisite !!
by the way, this post was so hilarious that both Archana and I were literally rolling on the floor laughing....
well, it may not b that dumb to the rambler because it is a fact in his life ,,,his silence shows his acceptance,,,
cant face reality!huh !rambler!
learn accepting critics on ur blog and in ur life!!!
no use having a blog where all ur fans post comments and praise u !
dont worry this will b my last comment on ur blog...dont even bother to discover who i am ,,,,enjoy ur life and blog with ur followers(so called friends)
Dear Anonymous,
Hello.
It is one thing to have your emotions frayed and another to touch upon any individual's personal front.
Your comment about me changing girlfriends was in very cheap taste. I've had one girlfriend and one wife. I still have immense respect for them as individuals.
With regards to your second comment, there are three things I would like to clarify:
1. My silence shows my acceptance towards all.
2. My friends are my biggest asset in life and no comment against them would be tolerated.
3. Reality is not faced anonymously.
As for the discovery part, are you a continent? May god bless you with the best in life.
With warm regards,
The Rambler
Thank you AJ.
Good to know you still cherish your past!
sorry for having disturbed u with a bad comment.You have not changed!
God bless you , you have a good life ahead.
Wish all your dreams come true..
Now, i support your "Wanted" blog entry :)
Will definitely try to mail u my identity!
Today, I have not won a war, a lottery, a game of blackjack, a freebie, or anything worth winning in this relative world.
Today, I have won a long lost friend. And everything else pales in comparison to that.
I know who you are. And I want you to know that its an honor.
Cheers and godspeed.
Mine Gott!! There was a war and I did not know about it!!!
~so-called friend
i still dont believe that u know who i am ....
and i was never "lost".
Always there.
and one more thing, i prefer this anonimity (i think u know the reason why,,)
sooper da machan keep up your search for the ideal girl!!!! I am sure no thing like that exists....
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